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Wipe that smile off your face.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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