Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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