Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Randomize
