She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Is Oprah even human
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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