operation harelip BJ is a go
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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