is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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