It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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