clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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