idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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