Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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