one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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