Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
There's even glitter on my cock...
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