lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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