In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
She said her name was "party"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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