I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I want to be your penis for a week.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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