Whod you bang
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
All the doctor said was why
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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