I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
So vagazzling was a success
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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