yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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