I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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