what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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