i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We don't watch enough power rangers
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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