sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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