i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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