I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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