I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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