He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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