talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
ugly people sure do ruin things
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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