He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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