Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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