You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
