I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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