therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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