For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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