kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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