How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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