i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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