Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Randomize
