So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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