Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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