You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
