I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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