Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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