he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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