Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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