Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
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