I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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