My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
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