Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
ok first of all what the fuck
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