Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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