Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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