Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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