so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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