soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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